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CPR Deck · Roast Night #01
Roasters, venue, and date are still being locked in.
- When
- Date to be announced
- Where
- Venue to be announced
Seats to be announced
Roasters to be announced
Products to be announced
Craft. Pitch. Refine.
Your product isn't ready. That's why we're here.
Pitch your idea. Demo what you've built. Get roasted by people who actually build products. Leave with clarity, not compliments.
Drop an idea in the zone. It gets questions, not applause.
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The concept
Three steps. One honest room.
No pitch competitions. No polite nodding. A loop designed to make your product measurably better before you leave.
01
PitchPITCH
Bring an idea, prototype, MVP, failed experiment, or live product. Ninety seconds. The timer does not care about your feelings.
02
RoastROAST
Get direct questions, assumptions challenged, UX criticism, business feedback, and technical perspectives, from people who ship.
03
RebuildREBUILD
Leave with clearer priorities, sharper positioning, and an actionable next move. Not a pat on the back: a plan.
Next roast
The next one is taking shape.
Nothing's locked yet, so we're not faking a date. Get on the invite list and you'll know the moment it is.
Roasted products
Real products. Real questions. No scores yet.
The first roast hasn't happened, so we're not faking outcomes. Pitch yours and you could be first.
Loopnote: roast coming soon, not scored yet.
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Payload Kitchen: roast coming soon, not scored yet.
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Rooted: roast coming soon, not scored yet.
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Tenderloop: roast coming soon, not scored yet.
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Deskpal: roast coming soon, not scored yet.
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Cadence: roast coming soon, not scored yet.
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The roast wall
Lines that stuck.
The feedback founders quote back to us months later. Drag them around. They can take it.
Drag the cards
Community
Who shows up to get roasted
Founders, builders, and the professionally curious. If you make things, or want to, there's a chair with your name on it.
Founders
Founder with 47 ideas and zero launches? You're invited.
Product Managers
PM with 83 items in the backlog? Bring snacks.
Developers
Think every problem needs another microservice? We need to talk.
Designers
Pixel-perfect a product nobody uses yet? Let's fix the second part.
Indie Hackers
Shipping in public, revenue in private? Show us the loop.
Students
Building instead of attending lectures? Correct choice. Come.
Operators
You keep the machine running. Bring the messy parts too.
Curious Builders
Not sure you belong? That's exactly who this room is for.
Why CPR Deck
We don't roast people.
We roast assumptions.
Product builders get compliments when what they need is clarity. This is the room that gives you the second thing, on purpose.
Honest feedback
over polite networking
Builders
over spectators
Practical clarity
over motivational speeches
Real products
over theoretical case studies
Diverse perspectives
in one room
The whole journey
not a one-night verdict
Ready when you are
Come for feedback. Stay because someone questioned your entire roadmap.
Bring a pitch, a prototype, or a live product. Leave with a plan you actually believe in.
Or just lurk. We'll email you when the next roast is booked.